Wednesday, December 13, 2017

T H E G R E A T S A T A N



On DVD, VHS, and download 2/9 and on tour:

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)
2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse
2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)
2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21
2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)
2/15 - SLC - TBD
2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)
2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar
2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)
2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)
2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)
2/21 - Milwaukee - TBD
2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)
2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)
2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)
2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35
2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)
2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)
2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)
3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)
3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre
3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)
3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)
3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)
3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)
3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)
3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)
3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)
3/10 - Athens - Cine
3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)
3/12 - Chattanooga - Palace Picture House
3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)
3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)
3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)
3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)
3/17 - Houston - TBD
3/18 - San Antonio - Central Library Auditorium (FREE)
3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)
3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)
3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema
3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)
3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)
3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)
3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)
3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)
3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)

Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the Jerry Pyramid when EIT! comes to your town!

Friday, December 08, 2017

TODAY IS OUR 10TH BIRTHDAY!


10 years ago today, Ghoul Skool made history by posting 15-Minute IT, originally created by Matt Carter, but remade from memory by Ghoulie. That was one of the tapes that started us on our path to becoming Everything Is Terrible! We really can't believe that all of this has really happened, so thanks for making it so. We're not going to stop anytime soon either, so get ready for T H E G R E A T S A T A N movie and tour, a pyramid of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes in the desert, and so much more! And remember, we love you more than anyone else in your life. Love, DAD

And don't forget, our bday party is this sunday! Do not mis this show! TIX HERE!

Thursday, December 07, 2017

THE BEST OF WRONGMAN!



As EIT! turns a decade old, we mined the archives to find our favorite posts of all time. Today, we celebrate the wonderous WrongMan!

When this whole thing started, it was just a way to share found footage amongst a group of friends that were scattered across the country, and now that group includes each and everyone of you! Thank you so very much for all your love, support and precious attention!

YOU ARE ALL THE BEST CATS IN THE UNITED STATES!!

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

THE BEST OF COMMODORE GILGAMESH!



Since I started EIT! with my pals 10 years ago, I've posted on this website 578 times, edited at least 321 EIT + 93 Memory Hole vids, made 6 EIT! movies, and booked + performed in over 350 live shows. I'm excited for the next 10. Thanks for being a Duaniac! Love Always, CG/DAD!

Tix are still available for our 10th bday show at The Regent in LA this Sunday! GET EM HERE!

Monday, December 04, 2017

THE BEST OF MUSIC MONDAY!



To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, we're giving you 90 minutes of our favorite music video hits! If you'd like to support our mission of world dominance, buy the Music Video Hits! DVD here!

HOODIES!


New EIT! hoodies are in! Order this week and use the promo code DUANIACS and get free shipping! BUY NOW!

*** These images are of a slightly fucked up test run. The actual text on the back will be at the bottom rather than the top!***


Sunday, December 03, 2017

THE BEST OF REM LEZAR!



To  celebrate 10 years of EIT!, all month long we're gonna dig deep and feature some of our all-time favorite vids! Today we honor the great Rem Lezar!

Since Everything Is Terrible! began in 2007, we have uploaded a new found footage video every fucking day! So go ahead and lose a few days of your life in our archive of nearly 3,0000 posts!

Thank you for watching our videos, coming to our live shows, donating Jerrys, and buying our schwaggg! We love you more than anyone else in your life! We are your only true friends! Remember, life is temporary, but EIT! is 4ever!

And tix are still available for our insane bday party in LA on 12/10! GET TIX HERE!

Saturday, December 02, 2017

THE BEST OF DANTE FONTANA!



To  celebrate 10 years of EIT!, all month long we're gonna dig deep and feature some of our all-time favorite vids! Today we honor the great Dante Fontana!

Since Everything Is Terrible! began in 2007, we have uploaded a new found footage video every fucking day! So go ahead and lose a few days of your life in our archive of nearly 3,0000 posts!

Thank you for watching our videos, coming to our live shows, donating Jerrys, and buying our schwaggg! We love you more than anyone else in your life! We are your only true friends! Remember, life is temporary, but EIT! is 4ever!

And tix are still available for our insane bday party in LA on 12/10! GET TIX HERE!

Thursday, November 30, 2017

MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING!


You fucked up at Thanksgiving- make sure you get it right at Christmas. Become a master at the art of meat carving!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

10 YEARS OF EIT! LIVE!



Celebrate 10 years of EIT! live shows by joining us in LA on 12/10 at The Regent for our bday party featuring Alan Resnick, Mike Diva, LA City Municipal Dance Squad, Duane, the Cat Massage lady, Jerry, Gerbert, and more! BUY TIX HERE!!!

And if you can't make it to LA, don't fret that face! We're coming to your town with our new movie and live show, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, this Feb/March! Tour dates coming soon!

††YOU MAY NOT AGREE WITH THESE TEENS AND THATS OKAY ††


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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Friday, November 24, 2017

THANKSGIVING WITH MEMORY HOLE



30% OFF SALE!



30% off everything in r store through Monday! BUY HERE! It's The If You Absolutely Feel That You Need To Buy Gifts, You Should Buy Them From EIT! Sales Event!

Monday, November 20, 2017

BIBLICAL STREET HARASSMENT!



Our 10th Birthday show is coming up so soon! 12/10 at The Regent in LA! It is gonna be nuts! Get your tickets HERE!

Sunday, November 19, 2017

10TH BIRTHDAY SHOW!


It's our 10th birthday so we're throwing a huge party at The Regent in LA on 12/10! 

Thursday, November 16, 2017

LOOSE MEAT - MAGNUM OPUS


RIP John "Higgens" Hillerman, may this 21 Magnum Salute send you to your rightful place in eternity. Made by LOOSE MEAT.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Monday, November 13, 2017

EIT!'S 10TH BIRTHDAY PARTY!



We are turning 10 this December, so we're throwing ourselves the best birthday party of all time in LA at The Regent on 12/10! BUY TIX HERE!

Featuring all your fav vids, new EIT! Live show, Jerry photo booth, Mike Diva, LA City Municipal Dance Squad, Alan Resnick, Caroline Goldfarb of Official Sean Pean, Robby Rackleff, PBDY (DJ set), and so much more!

Wednesday, November 08, 2017

DOGGIES AND DINOSAURS!




here is the full, unedited episode courtesy of The Crystyl Wyzzyrd!


Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Monday, November 06, 2017




For more boy tears, check out www.facebook.com/thisamericandrew

Saturday, November 04, 2017

FEATURING CARMAN!



Did you know that for 10 years now EIT! has been featuring Carman!?!?! Cool, huh?

Thursday, November 02, 2017

Wednesday, November 01, 2017

A QUICK IMPRESSION!



A scene from our 2013 movie, Comic Relief Zero! Buy it on DVD here and download it here!

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

TODAY IS SATAN'S DAY!



From the EIT! family to yours, we wish you a cursed Halloween holiday!

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Monday, October 23, 2017

HEARTFUL HORROR MELODY!



Have a terrifying Music Monday lil ghoulies!

Friday, October 20, 2017

DJ CRYPTKICKER'S HALLOWEEN MIX!



DJ Cryptkicker is back with Midnight Movie Massacre, the 3rd installment of the Halloween mixtape! Download the HQ version here! Or listen to it on Bandcamp! The full length video accompaniment by Commodore Gilgamesh is coming 10/31! And watch the first two volumes below!



memory hole: stuck



Music by Jade Statues

Thursday, October 19, 2017

MORON MAGIC!



Hey, you moron! You like magic? You like pizza? You like pizzazz?

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Punisher Sings Vol. 1


Who knew that someone with such a beautiful voice could be so hateful? Please forward all hate mail to VonHelton on Youtube.

For more, check out www.facebook.com/thisamericandrew

Saturday, October 14, 2017

HEAVY METAL MADNESS!

SPOOKTACULAR SALE!



20% off everything in our store! DVDs, shirts, hats, pins, stickers, patches, socks, posters, coloring books, and more! SHOP HERE!

Spend $30 and get a FREE single DVD or download! Please note which you'd like upon ordering! Sale ends Monday! Spoooooooky!

Friday, October 13, 2017

Thursday, October 12, 2017

VAMPIRES ARE PEOPLE TOO


LOOSE MEAT bring you this investigative report: Everyone knows vampires are real - but are they cool? Watch this UPN special presentation to find out!

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

KIDS ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE!

And here is the full, unedited episode courtesy of The Crystyl Wyzzyrd!

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Friday, October 06, 2017

Wednesday, October 04, 2017

THE MASTER OF DISGUISE!



"The scene at the Turtle Club happened to be filming on September 11, 2001. When word of the terrorist attacks reached the set, the cast and crew observed a moment of silence.'' - IMDb's trivia page for The Master of Disguise

Sunday, October 01, 2017

SOX!


Do u own a pair of EIT! socks yet?! It's the coolest new trend! GET EM HERE!

Friday, September 29, 2017

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Saturday, September 23, 2017

CHERISH THE MOMENT!



We're gonna try to do an hour jam every Saturday, so if you have any suggestions, we'd love to hear em!

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Sunday, September 17, 2017

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH



PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

Friday, September 15, 2017


No video today, but we would appreciate it if you took the time to read our statement regarding recent events surrounding our community. 



Wednesday, September 13, 2017

ONENESS SPACE WITH MAGIC MOUSE!



Here is this month's episode of Magic Mouse Magazine courtesy of Crystyl Wyzzyrd! As always you can also watch the full, unedited version too!

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Saturday, September 02, 2017

Friday, August 25, 2017

Thursday, August 24, 2017

ARTOPIA LA!


LA! This Saturday, EIT! will be at Artopia at Union Station! We'll be projecting some new visuals and stacking Jerrys! Come by and say hi! 

ADVANCED STUDIO LIGHTING!



Introducing the newest member of the EIT! family, This American Drew!

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

LOOSE MEAT - THE HACKENING!


LOOSE MEAT​ somehow managed to document yesterday's harrowing EIT! page hack episode. Behold, THE HACKENING!

666 $ALE!


Only one week left in our Summer Sale! $6.66 for DVDs, pins, and stickers! $16.66 for hats, shirts, and socks! New stuff! FREE tote with purchase! DO IT!!!!

INTERNET BROKEN!



Sorry about the Facebook hack everyone! We're back to normal now!

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Friday, August 11, 2017

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Tuesday, August 08, 2017

IT'S OK TO BE AFRAID!





Introducing the newest EIT! contributor, CRYSTYL WYZZARD! This Wyzzard has an insane collection of public access tapes and will be releasing one episode of THE MAGIC MOUSE MAGAZINE per month!  Watch the re-edit and then watch the entire episode!

Sunday, August 06, 2017

EIT! ENAMEL PINS!


On sale 4 just $6.66 during r 666 $UMMER $ALE! New Duane, Gerbert, and Classic EIT Logo pins! GET EM HERE!

OH NO, IT'S MIKE BLISS!

Wednesday, August 02, 2017

666 $UMMER $ALE!



The 666 $UMMER $ALE is back! DVDs + pins for just $6.66! Shirts, hats, + socks for only $16.66! New Duane + Gerbert pins! Limited edition Ghana Jerry Maguire prints! FREE tote with $16.66 purchase! More stuff too! BUY STUFF HERE!

SCRUNCHO IS YOUR NEW FAVORITE COMEDIAN!



Video by Eloy Lugo!

Tuesday, August 01, 2017

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Friday, July 21, 2017

EITEES!


Hide ur shame! Get an EITee or two! BUY EM HERE! 

MEMORY HOLE: MAD MAMA

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

SEXY SPECS


LOOSE MEAT inquires: Do you have specs appeal? Watch to find out, and keep an eye out for a special celebrity cameo!

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Thursday, July 06, 2017

Lesbian Doubts?!

Wednesday, July 05, 2017

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Monday, June 26, 2017

HOLLYWOOD'S NEW BLOOD!



Why watch the whole movie when you can just fast forward to a super boring, super rocking 6-minute recap?!!??!?!

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Thursday, June 22, 2017

SHOCKING DISC JOCKEYS


***NSFW!!!*** LOOSE MEAT bring you a morning zoo crew that will make you rethink your stance on animal rights. You're "barking" up the wrong tree if you think you'll find any humanity in the Doghouse!

Monday, June 19, 2017

BRUCE SPRINGROLL!



Hey, we've had a lot of fun here, but seriously folks, fuck this guy.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Adolescent Love...Humongous!

Sunday, June 11, 2017

EIT! RETURNS TO NYC!


July 2 
8:30 (doors) 9:30 (show)
Brooklyn Bazaar

BUY TIX HERE!