Thursday, October 19, 2017

MORON MAGIC!



Hey, you moron! You like magic? You like pizza? You like pizzazz?

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Punisher Sings Vol. 1


Who knew that someone with such a beautiful voice could be so hateful? Please forward all hate mail to VonHelton on Youtube.

For more, check out www.facebook.com/thisamericandrew

Saturday, October 14, 2017

HEAVY METAL MADNESS!

SPOOKTACULAR SALE!



20% off everything in our store! DVDs, shirts, hats, pins, stickers, patches, socks, posters, coloring books, and more! SHOP HERE!

Spend $30 and get a FREE single DVD or download! Please note which you'd like upon ordering! Sale ends Monday! Spoooooooky!

Friday, October 13, 2017

Thursday, October 12, 2017

VAMPIRES ARE PEOPLE TOO


LOOSE MEAT bring you this investigative report: Everyone knows vampires are real - but are they cool? Watch this UPN special presentation to find out!

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

KIDS ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE!

And here is the full, unedited episode courtesy of The Crystyl Wyzzyrd!

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Friday, October 06, 2017

Wednesday, October 04, 2017

THE MASTER OF DISGUISE!



"The scene at the Turtle Club happened to be filming on September 11, 2001. When word of the terrorist attacks reached the set, the cast and crew observed a moment of silence.'' - IMDb's trivia page for The Master of Disguise

Sunday, October 01, 2017

SOX!


Do u own a pair of EIT! socks yet?! It's the coolest new trend! GET EM HERE!

Friday, September 29, 2017

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Saturday, September 23, 2017

CHERISH THE MOMENT!



We're gonna try to do an hour jam every Saturday, so if you have any suggestions, we'd love to hear em!

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Sunday, September 17, 2017

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH



PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

Friday, September 15, 2017


No video today, but we would appreciate it if you took the time to read our statement regarding recent events surrounding our community. 



Wednesday, September 13, 2017

ONENESS SPACE WITH MAGIC MOUSE!



Here is this month's episode of Magic Mouse Magazine courtesy of Crystyl Wyzzyrd! As always you can also watch the full, unedited version too!

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Saturday, September 02, 2017

Friday, August 25, 2017

Thursday, August 24, 2017

ARTOPIA LA!


LA! This Saturday, EIT! will be at Artopia at Union Station! We'll be projecting some new visuals and stacking Jerrys! Come by and say hi! 

ADVANCED STUDIO LIGHTING!



Introducing the newest member of the EIT! family, This American Drew!

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

LOOSE MEAT - THE HACKENING!


LOOSE MEAT​ somehow managed to document yesterday's harrowing EIT! page hack episode. Behold, THE HACKENING!

666 $ALE!


Only one week left in our Summer Sale! $6.66 for DVDs, pins, and stickers! $16.66 for hats, shirts, and socks! New stuff! FREE tote with purchase! DO IT!!!!

INTERNET BROKEN!



Sorry about the Facebook hack everyone! We're back to normal now!

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Friday, August 11, 2017

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Tuesday, August 08, 2017

IT'S OK TO BE AFRAID!





Introducing the newest EIT! contributor, CRYSTYL WYZZARD! This Wyzzard has an insane collection of public access tapes and will be releasing one episode of THE MAGIC MOUSE MAGAZINE per month!  Watch the re-edit and then watch the entire episode!

Sunday, August 06, 2017

EIT! ENAMEL PINS!


On sale 4 just $6.66 during r 666 $UMMER $ALE! New Duane, Gerbert, and Classic EIT Logo pins! GET EM HERE!

OH NO, IT'S MIKE BLISS!

Wednesday, August 02, 2017

666 $UMMER $ALE!



The 666 $UMMER $ALE is back! DVDs + pins for just $6.66! Shirts, hats, + socks for only $16.66! New Duane + Gerbert pins! Limited edition Ghana Jerry Maguire prints! FREE tote with $16.66 purchase! More stuff too! BUY STUFF HERE!

SCRUNCHO IS YOUR NEW FAVORITE COMEDIAN!



Video by Eloy Lugo!

Tuesday, August 01, 2017

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Friday, July 21, 2017

EITEES!


Hide ur shame! Get an EITee or two! BUY EM HERE! 

MEMORY HOLE: MAD MAMA

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

SEXY SPECS


LOOSE MEAT inquires: Do you have specs appeal? Watch to find out, and keep an eye out for a special celebrity cameo!

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Thursday, July 06, 2017

Lesbian Doubts?!

Wednesday, July 05, 2017

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Monday, June 26, 2017

HOLLYWOOD'S NEW BLOOD!



Why watch the whole movie when you can just fast forward to a super boring, super rocking 6-minute recap?!!??!?!

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Thursday, June 22, 2017

SHOCKING DISC JOCKEYS


***NSFW!!!*** LOOSE MEAT bring you a morning zoo crew that will make you rethink your stance on animal rights. You're "barking" up the wrong tree if you think you'll find any humanity in the Doghouse!

Monday, June 19, 2017

BRUCE SPRINGROLL!



Hey, we've had a lot of fun here, but seriously folks, fuck this guy.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Adolescent Love...Humongous!

Sunday, June 11, 2017

EIT! RETURNS TO NYC!


July 2 
8:30 (doors) 9:30 (show)
Brooklyn Bazaar

BUY TIX HERE!

Thursday, June 08, 2017

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Monday, June 05, 2017

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

SAVED BY THE BELL: HIGH SCHOOL STYLE


LOOSE MEAT have uncovered a never before seen lost episode of SAVED BY THE BELL!

Monday, May 29, 2017

311 Got a New Hat

20 YEARS OF JERRYS!


May 29th is the 20th anniversary of the VHS release of Jerry! All week long, everything in our store is 20% off + a FREE gift! Plus we are selling 12 pieces of one-of-a-kind, original Jerry art including this beautiful, hand-painted Ghana poster that we got commissioned via Deadly Prey Gallery! All proceeds benefit the construction of the Jerry Maguire Pyramid! BUY STUFF HERE!

Friday, May 19, 2017

YOU HAD ME AT HELLO TEE!


Limited edition Matt Furie + EIT! collab tee on sale now! Get urs here: http://www.everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/product/you-had-me-at-hello-tee

MEMORY HOLE: GUNS



Music by Danny T Mallory: https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

Monday, May 15, 2017

WORM POOP!



Song from the 2011 classic EIT! vid, WORM WOMAN!

Friday, May 12, 2017

JERRY MAGUIRE VIDEO STORE TRAINING TAPE!



We forgot to post this here when we made it a few months ago! Remember to keep collecting Jerrys for the Jerry Pyramid and you can donate moneys here! Either bring your Jerrys to the next EIT! Live event in your town or mail them via usps media mail to EIT! PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050! We only have around 15,000 and we need more!!!!!

Starring The Alan Resnick!

MEMORY HOLE: MANMEN



Music by Chez Monplaisir

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Tuesday, May 09, 2017

SCENES FROM A BLOCKBUSTER



Hey #90s kids! Remember the short-lived BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO television series? LOOSE MEAT do! Grab some popcorn and beverage and enjoy the newly rediscovered pilot episode.

Thursday, May 04, 2017

Matt Kennedy!!!

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Thursday, April 20, 2017

420 SALE!



One day only!!! All single DVDs r just $4.20! Legends 3-disk sets r only $14.20! GET EM HERE!

HAPPY 420 FROM EIT!

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

JAH LOVES HIS CHILDREN



LOOSE MEAT want to wish you a happy 420 Week and remind you to avoid the 'noid!

Thursday, April 13, 2017

JERRYS ALL OVER TEE!


Cover yourself in Jerrys! Cover the earth in Jerrys! Show your support for the Jerry Pyramid with this all-over print t-shirt! GET IT HERE!

THE ORCHID MYSTIQUE


Orchids is a religion!!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Saturday, April 08, 2017

MEMORY HOLE: NOTHING IS REAL



Music by Danny T Mallory - https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Thursday, March 30, 2017

MOST OFFENSIVE BBQ!

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

FAKE POND NEWS!



Freedom of the press suuuuxxxx!!! All the newspapers should be shut down + Big Bass should stay president of the pond 4ever!

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Monday, March 27, 2017

EIT! SOCKS!


We now have socks in our store! Get urself a pair here:  http://www.everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/product/socks

THE AMAZING CAT!

Thursday, March 23, 2017

"PARTY" PROMOTER'S PARADISE


LOOSE MEAT ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS:

The hottest, realist, rawest documentary of 1999. Thru the eyes of a woman, you'll see the party world of professional athletes & entertainers. This documentary delivers what really happens off the court & field, a subject never touched before until now!

"Kept my attention the whole time, hard to believe this came from the mind of a woman, hot"
- "Scoop Jackson" - Editor in Chief, XXL

"Extremely original! After seeing this film you'll look at parties in a whole new light"
- D. Hawes (promotions) Source Sports

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Thursday, March 09, 2017

Wednesday, March 08, 2017

Happy Power!

Thursday, March 02, 2017

LOOSE MEAT - Privileg'd

LOOSE MEAT WANT TO KNOW: Do you like pranks? Watch these celebrities %&#$ the system that was rigged to protect them anyway! Witness death-defying stunts from people who were never in any danger to begin with! What's their secret? Watch and find out! (It's money.)

Wednesday, March 01, 2017

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

THE JERRY COLLECTION POSTER!


This beautiful Jim Newberry pic of all 14k Jerrys is now 4 sale as a 24x36 poster! GET IT HERE!

SPOOKYTOOTH: CHLD MGMT!!!


Contact SpookyTooth for more discipline.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

AL SCORCH - "EVERYBODY OUT"



New music video by Commodore Gilgamesh for Al Scorch! From the album 'Circle Round the Signs' available now Bloodshot Records! GET IT HERE!

Thursday, February 16, 2017

DRUNK DRIVING LESSON!

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

MIKE DIVA'S JERRY WEEK!



Our pal Mike Diva came out and closed the Jerry Maguire Video Store with a force like non other and now he's letting the web in on the sweet action with JERRY WEEK! Go to his youtube page to see all the Jerrysanity! Aaaaand this particular vid was co-created by Teenage Stepdad! It truly takes a village to raise a Jerrypyramid! Donate here to build the most important reality of all time.

GOD WANTS YOU TO BE ANGRY

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Monday, February 13, 2017

OLIVER WILDE - YOU'RE SO KOOL-AID!



Commodore Gilgamesh made this music vid for the UK's Oliver Wilde, who has a new album called 'Post-Frenz Container Buzz' coming out 2/17 on Howling Owl Records! Read more about the vid, the album, and upcoming shows HERE!

Friday, February 10, 2017

MEMORY HOLE: WANNA SEE THE BABY?

JERRYPYRAMID + VICE!



You can read the corresponding VICE article here! You can help build the Jerry Maguire Pyramid by donating to our gofundme! And, as always, by sending Jerrys to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050! We will do this, the most important task on earth!

Wednesday, February 08, 2017

Thursday, February 02, 2017

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

WWGSJD (Wut Would Gunslinger Jesus Do)



We have shows in San Francisco tonight and tomorrow night for SF Sketchfest! At Alamo Drafthouse!

Monday, January 23, 2017

COUNTRY DEATH - PROFIT



This song pretty much sums up how I feel right now...Happy Music Monday!

http://www.countrydeath.com

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

JERRY STORE EVENTS!



This weekend at the Jerry Maguire Video Store is gonna be nuts! Shows by EIT! Live!, Versace Tamagotchi, YACHT, Yung Jake, Daedelus, Brent Weinbach, Part Time, and so much more! GET TIX HERE!

All proceeds go towards the construction of the Jerry Maguire Pyramid. If you cannot attend, you can donate to our gofundme here.

Loop by Thu Tran. Music by Kai Whiston.

ACTUAL MEAT



LOOSE MEAT​ discover something fishy at Lenny's Clam Bar (besides actual fish.)

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Saturday, January 14, 2017

THE JERRY MAGUIRE VIDEO STORE IS NOW OPEN!



Everything Is Terrible!'s collection of 14,000 Jerry Maguire VHS tapes will be on display in a perfect re-creation of a 1996 video rental store at iam8bit Gallery (2147 Sunset Blvd) in Los Angeles from 1/13 to 1/29, 12-10 daily. Buy tix for the events here: https://goo.gl/5hMs1F This is the beginning of a very important effort to raise Jerrys and money to build a permanent, enormous Jerry Maguire Pyramid in the desert where all the Jerrys will live forever. This is the most important thing you will do in your life. Donate here: https://www.gofundme.com/jerry-maguire-vhs-pyramid Send Jerrys here: PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

MR. WONDERFUL IS HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS!


3 MORE DAYS!



The Jerry Maguire Video Store will be open at iam8bit Gallery (2147 Sunset) from 1/13 to 1/29! It is a perfect re-creation of a 90's video store that only carries Jerrys! 14,000 of them! Plus tons of great shows! GET TIX NOW! Plus a Jerry art sale! All proceeds to towards the Jerry Maguire Pyramid! This will happen. More info at jerrymaguirepyramid.com

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

You too can swing dance!

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Tuesday, January 03, 2017

Monday, January 02, 2017

JERRY MAGUIRE VIDEO STORE!


If you live in LA, come see 14,000 Jerrys at the Jerry Maguire Video Store, a perfect re-creation of a dead video store that only carries Jerrys, which will be open from 1/13-1/29 (noon-10). There will be 2 EIT! Live shows plus special performances by Yacht, Caroline Goldfarb, Chrome Canyon, Brandon Wardell, Daedalus, Kate Berlant, Yung Jake, DJ Douggpound, Part Time, Alan Resnick, Prettiest Eyes, and so much more! GET TIX HERE! Aaaaaand, you will be the first to see the plans for the Jerry Maguire Pyramid!

Wait, you do know that we are building an enormous, permanent pyramid in the desert where all Jerry Maguire VHS tapes will live forever? Seriously. Donate to our gofundme here. Learn more about the project here. Mail your Jerrys to EIT! PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050

BEST OF WRONGMAN 2016