Saturday, December 31, 2016

BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2016 - QUAID START THE REACTOR



LOOSE MEAT PRESENTS: Kuato agrees to help Quaid journey into the mind so he can save the world, but it quickly becomes much more than the little teratoma bargained for.

BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2016 - A TRIBUTE TO MOTHERS



LOOSE MEAT's touching tribute to all the moms out there.

BEST OF LOOSE MEAT 2016 - MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS



BEST OF EIT! 2016 - LOOSE MEAT's fave moments of surreal ineptitude from the TV anchors of tomorrow.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

BEST OF COMMODORE GILGAMESH 2016!







and honorable mention to this NFF video that I made for Orion:

Sunday, December 25, 2016

JERRY MAGUIRE VIDEO STORE!


The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit (2147 Sunset) will be open 1/13 - 1/29 from 12-10 daily. There are free opening and closing parties as well as tons of ticketed events featuring Yung Jake, Caroline Goldfarb, Chrome Canyon, Alan Resnick, Daedalus, Brandon Wardell, Yacht, Kate Berlant, Kytten Janae, Everything Is Terrible! Live, and so much more! BUY TIX HERE! All proceeds go towards the Jerry Maguire Pyramid! If you can't come, but still want to help build the Pyramid, donate money here and you can still send Jerrys via USPS media to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050! Learn more about The Jerry Pyramid at http://www.jerrymaguirepyramid.com/


RAPPING SANTA CREEP!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

IT'S A WONDERFUL SECOND LIFE



Celebrate the holidays the Second Life way with LOOSE MEAT and a bunch of saddos!

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN!


Chanukah is just around the corner! But nobody told Sandy Goldstein there's no such thing as a Chanukah bush!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Monday, December 19, 2016

JERRY POSTERS BY PALM TREAT!


Palm Treat made these amazing #jerrypyramid posters! If you buy them from their site, 25% will be donated to help fund the construction of the Jerry Maguire Pyramid!
We'll also have a limited run of them available at The Jerry Maguire Video Store at Iam8bit Gallery in LA, which will be open 1/13 - 1/29, 12-10 everyday! Learn more at jerrymaguirepyramid.com

GRANDPA'S MAGICAL TOYS!

 Unleash the SPOOKYTOOTH

Friday, December 16, 2016

IN MY MIND: A Tom Cruise Story



Do you know that we are building an enormous, permanent pyramid in the desert where all Jerry Maguire VHS tapes will live forever? Seriously. Donate to our gofundme here. Learn more about the project here. Mail your Jerrys to EIT! PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050

If you live in LA, come see 14,000 Jerrys at the Jerry Maguire Video Store, a perfect re-creation of a dead video store that only carries Jerrys, which will be open and FREE from 1/13-1/29 (noon-10). There will be 2 EIT! Live shows plus special performances by Yacht, Caroline Goldfarb, Chrome Canyon, Brandon Wardell, Daedalus, Kate Berlant, Yung Jake, DJ Douggpound, Part Time, Alan Resnick, Prettiest Eyes, and so much more! GET TIX HERE!

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

JERRY'S LADDER

An uncut scene from the 1996 psychological thriller, Jerry Maguire.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

THE JERRY MAGUIRE VIDEO STORE!



We are so beyond excited to announce The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit in LA! It will be open 1/13 to 1/29! Special performances by Carline Goldfarb of Officialseanpenn, Brandon Wardell, Kate Berlant, DJ Douggpound, Alan Resnick, Chrome Canyon, LA Takedown (Home Alone 2 live score), Versace Tamagotchi, Daedelus, Greg Barris' Mind Warriors, Part Time, Wu-Wu, Prettiest Eyes, Hit Bargain, EIT! Live!, and more!  Buy tickets for events here! All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid, for which we'll also be unveiling the plans at the Store! If you can't make it, you can still make a financial donation here and mail Jerrys via USPS media mail to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050!  This is the stupidest incarnation of the American dream and it must be realized!

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

NEW EIT! WINTER HATS!


Get urs today while it is cheap! Sale ends 1/1/17! Free Kidz DVD w/ order! BUY NOW!

BOATING IS TERRIBLE!

DANGER ZONE!

Monday, December 05, 2016

ABSTINENCE RAP!



U kno wut is almost as kool as abstinence!? EIT!'s new RAP cassette tape! Only $4 all month long! Get it here! Plus new winter hats and coloring books! FREE Kidz DVD with most orders! 50% off DVDs, shirts, pins, stickers, and more!


Wednesday, November 30, 2016

SUGAR RAY!



Meet EIT!'s newest guest contributor Eloy Lugo!!!! You just wait until the next season of The Bachelor starts!

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

SURPRISE BALLOON ROOM

It's the official day of giving, so Dante Fontana is streaming ALL 10 HOURS of his world famous "Mystery Mix" absolutely FREE!! Watch all 5 volumes on your TV set, Roku, or device via the Vimeo app (search "mysterymix") or stream or download them onto your internet browser at www.vimeo.com/mysterymix This is a limited time offer so take advantage today!!

Saturday, November 26, 2016

HOLIDAY SALE!


Our holiday sale will make ur life ok again! 50% off! Free Kidz DVD! New items dropping like crazy nuts n shit - winter hats, rap audio cassettes, and coloring books! Get it all and more HERE!

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

SECOND LIFE THANKSGIVING



LOOSE MEAT invite you to gather 'round the chat room hearth and give thanks for another year of bountiful downloads! Enjoy a second helping in Second Life.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

SUZY AND FRIENDS

"DANTE'S MYSTERY MIX VOL.5" DVD is now available in our store!

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

KIDS IN MOTION WITH SCOTT BAIO


America, you really fucked up last night! Meet your new Secretary of State, Scott Baio!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tuesday, November 01, 2016

EVARISTE "WO I NEE"

"This is what happens when you eat too much brie" -Robert Popper

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

TWO HEADS ARE WORSE THAN NONE

Don't lose your head watching Track Attack's latest spooktacular vid!

Thursday, October 20, 2016

SAY CHEESE AND DRIVE



LOOSE MEAT present Gosling v. Gosling in this spine-tingling tale of cursed cameras and time traveling drivers. Will Past Gosling remove the curse and correct the timeline before Future Gosling causes a time paradox? Viewer beware, you're in for a short video!

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Sunday, October 16, 2016

SCOTTWHITEMAN: WERERACIST



This was created by Yonder Vittles, WrongMan, and Commodore Gilgamesh back in 2011! We finally got it edited, so we figured we'd share it with this world that seems to have also been bit by a Wereracist!

Monday, October 10, 2016

Wednesday, October 05, 2016

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

COMEDIANS AREN'T FUNNY



LOOSE MEAT​ know you care what millionaires have to say about things, so it's time to get a dressing down from the most successful and woefully out of touch people in the biz!

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Monday, September 26, 2016

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

BACK 2 SCHOOL NIGHT


Now that everyone's back to school, it's time to meet the teachers!!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Thursday, September 01, 2016

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Saturday, August 27, 2016

SUMMER SALE ENDS 9/1!


Our 666 Summer Sale ends in days, so take advantage of these deals while u can! $6.66 for DVDs, pins,  sticker packs, and posters! $16.66 for shirts, hats, and Legends 3-disk sets! FREE Music Hits DVD with purchase! Tons of new junk! And more! Do it b4 it all ends!!!!!!

Saturday, August 20, 2016

EIT! PINS!


We now hav pins! Only $6.66 til Sept. 1! Get a FREE DVD w/ purchase! Plus tons of other new items and deals deals deals! GET IT ALL HERE!!!!

Thursday, August 18, 2016

GUARANTEED TO SATISFY



Are you a sovereign citizen? Targeted individual? Fragile narcissist? Then prepare for the ultimate trigger video!

Made with genuine bewilderment by LOOSE MEAT.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

cLEAN MAMA!


Really work your tush and get lean while you clean!!!!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Saturday, August 13, 2016

NEW SHIRT 'N BLACKLIGHT POSTER!


This insanely awesome Jerry-pocalypse design by Jon Vermilyea (Adventure Time, Rick & Morty) is available now as a tee (4 just $16.66) and a blacklight poster (4 only $9.66)!!! Get 'em while now and receive a FREE Music Hits DVD! Plus tons of other new items and deals deals deals! Visit our store now!

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Tuesday, August 09, 2016

Monday, August 08, 2016

JESUS IS MY BEST FRIEND!



Our INSANE 666 Summer Sale is still cooking!!! DVDs, pins, posters, n more for just $6.66! Legends 3-disk sets, shirts, n hats are only $16.66! Buy now and get a FREE Music Hits DVD! And we've got new shirts, hats, and pins! BUY STUFF BE COOL!

Saturday, August 06, 2016

666 SUMMER SALE!


Our Summer Sale is NUTZ this year! DVDs, pins, posters, n sticker pax for only $6.66! Shirts, hats, Legends 3-disk sets are just $16.66! FREE Music Hits DVD with every order! Tons of new junk! BUY STUFF! BE COOL!

Thursday, August 04, 2016

MAN HATES INTERNET

Courtesy of Track Attack!

Wednesday, August 03, 2016

Tuesday, August 02, 2016

OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY REPORT

HATS R ALL THE RAGE!


We are kicking off our 666 Summer Sale with all kinds of deals and new junk! All single DVDs, posters, and sticker pax are just $6.66! Shirts, hats, and Legends 3-disk DVD sets are only $16.66! We've got new hats! New shirts! New lapel pins! Black light posters coming soon! Buy anything this month, and you'll get a FREE 90 minute DVD of our favorite music monday hits!!! Go! You have nothing to lose! http://www.everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

C.M.S. (CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE SEX)



LOOSE MEAT have some helpful tips from our Christian cohorts on how to save your crappy marriage and put the sensual touch of Christ back in the bedroom!

Monday, July 25, 2016

Monday, July 18, 2016

CELEBRITY CENTRE TALENT SHOW



LOOSE MEAT have culled the Scientology Archives buried miles beneath the Umami Burger in Pasadena to uncover footage of the most sacrosanct of celebrity proving grounds - the Celebrity Centre Talent Show. Behold your future gods!

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

STREAM DANTE'S MYSTERY MIX COLLECTION!

All 4 volumes of "Dante's Mystery Mix" are now streaming on the internet for free via the Vimeo app, you can watch them on your Roku, Apple TV, and other devices by searching for "mysterymix"

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

KIDEOSCOPE!



Yoyo EITeens! Check this Everything Is Terrible! pilot that we made with Team Coco!

Monday, July 04, 2016

CRYING FOUL ON PATRIOTISM



LOOSE MEAT​ present 4 Fun Ideas for a Fantastic 4th!

1. Spend 4th of July by the water
Find a lake, a pool or a beach to enjoy swimming, fishing, canoeing, boating and splashing to beat the heat.

2. Have a 4th of July barbecue with family and friends
If you've been invited to barbecue, enjoy this American tradition and if not, why not host your own 4th of July barbecue? Be sure to include 4th inspired desserts and drinks and buy a few sparklers and firecrackers to end the night with a bang. If you're not up for having the party at your home, have your friends meet you at a park – make sure to bring lots of cold drinks and barbecue fare to enjoy.

3. Attend a 4th of July festival
If you can't make it to the water and find yourself without the motivation to throw a party, no worries, find a community that celebrates the 4th with a festival and go enjoy the holiday en masse. Catch a parade or better yet, volunteer to be in a parade.

4. Watch Fireworks
It wouldn't be 4th of July without fireworks! You can buy your own and host a private fireworks display or check your local Chamber of Commerce to find a display close to home. Bring a blanket and chill-out under the stars as the sky lights up to commemorate our nation's birthday.

Happy 235th birthday America. And many more.

Brought to you by Michaels Car Center​ in Fort Gratiot, MI.

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Monday, June 27, 2016

Thursday, June 23, 2016

FOR DADS ONLY



Lets face it, kids are horrible people. But, in truth, parents are the worst thing to happen to kids. I guess that's the miracle of life!

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY FROM LOOSE MEAT



LOOSE MEAT want to recognize all those truly great fathers in this world. Thanks for raising your brood

Friday, June 17, 2016

Wednesday, June 08, 2016

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!



We have a new contributor to the EIT! family! Please welcome USAfunnyman!!!!!

Thursday, May 26, 2016

MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS



LOOSE MEAT celebrates Teen Week! Now please rise for the national anthem.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

CLASSIC EIT: TEAN STEEM!



This classic had been down for a long time because a certain someone's mom called Ghoul Skool's mom! Seriously. We don't really know why people always call Ghoulie's mom when they don't like one of our vids, but it sure is funny! We figured enuff internet has passed since...

HOW TO RESCUE LOST YOUNG PEOPLE


God is looking for geeks, nerds, jocks, and future Vogue models of America!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

MTV IS SO PUNK!



We aint stoppin this TEEN WEEK train, so stay with us EITeenz!!!!!

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Thursday, May 19, 2016

DOG'S EYE VIEW




LOOSE MEAT presents: DOGS ON ROOFS

Stare into the caninabyss with these contemplative companions on the widow's peak of existence.

[ https://youtu.be/i9Wl3WAEeTw ]

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Friday, May 13, 2016

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Tuesday, May 03, 2016

MOMS LOVE TO VACUUM



A mom's worst nightmare comes true when she learns about the disgusting contaminates her dumb children have been exposed to. Time for more POWER!

Friday, April 22, 2016

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Monday, April 11, 2016

GIGGLEFUDGE, USA!




EIT!/Memory Hole + Paul Reubens + PFFR (Wonder Showzen) = Gigglefudge, USA! This airs tonight on Adult Swim at 1AM Pacific!

HANDS DANCE!



Happy Music Monday lil hands!

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

MEET MISS MABEL!


Miss Mabel is recruiting kids to spread the good news of Jesus, the Christ!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

THE MISINFONAUT'S GUIDE TO MODERN MEDICINE


LOOSE MEAT present THE MISINFONAUT'S GUIDE TO MODERN MEDICINE. Have you ever had an uneasy feeling about things you're not so sure of? Do you believe the words "research" and "googling" are casually interchangeable? Then sit back and prepare to hear exactly and only what you want to hear, because we did all the research for you in this misinfotainment docuspiracy!

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

QUAID START THE REACTOR



LOOSE MEAT PRESENTS: Kuato agrees to help Quaid journey into the mind so he can save the world, but it quickly becomes much more than the little teratoma bargained for.

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Monday, February 29, 2016

GIRL SMASH, GIRL STOMP



Enjoy this week's Music Monday video delivered fresh to your screen courtesy of TRACK ATTACK!

Thursday, February 25, 2016

LOOSE MEAT PRESENTS: ON ELLEN



LOOSE MEAT Presents: If you thought watching THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW at home was insufferably boring, try being in the studio audience! TV's Ellen doesn't even provide free SUVs! Marvel as the audience does their best to entertain themselves, since no one else is!

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Thursday, February 18, 2016

RINGO DEATHSTARR - STARE AT THE SUN!



Our pals at Black Magic Rollercoaster made this awesome poochie-filled music video for our pals at Ringo Deathstarr!!! They're on tour now, so go seem if you can and like!!!

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

THE WEDDING TAPE!



A few weeks ago, EIT! was asked to perform at a wedding! This was the video that we made for the event!

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Friday, February 12, 2016

Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Thursday, February 04, 2016

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

K9-11


Watch this and you might just save a life!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Monday, February 01, 2016

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

SMOKE2VAPE



LooseMeat would like to encourage everyone out there to get healthy in 2016 and that includes smokers...Don't know if you've heard but there's a new kid on the block and it's called VAPE

Monday, January 25, 2016

Thursday, January 21, 2016

JUGGLING FOR FUN AND SELF-IMPROVEMENT!



Next week is Self-Improvemnt (Do A Better Job) Week! Get ready ya Juggalos!!!!

Thursday, January 14, 2016

TREATMENT OF IMPOTENCE

Do you wish you could be a man, but you are lacking in virile fortitude? Is your yang withered? Are you sad and different and pathetic and wrong? LOOSE MEAT can definitely help with these 27 easy steps to penile constitution!

Monday, January 11, 2016

RAINBOW AROUND THE MOON!



Here's some Classic EIT! Music Monday action for you to put in ur pipe n' smoke!

Wednesday, January 06, 2016

BEST OF DEEPER UNDERSTANDING 2015

NSFW: NSFW:
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

BEST OF GRIMY GHOST! 2015





Best of Grimy Ghost!



Learn about being the KING OF THE BEES! Are you a nerd? Then get outta here, pal! We're in the biz of cool bees that break the rules!

Tuesday, January 05, 2016

Monday, January 04, 2016

Saturday, January 02, 2016

11,777 JERRYS!


The Jerry count has officially been updated to 11,777! May god have mercy on us all! And keep 'em coming! Send us your Jerry Maguire VHS tapes via media mail to EIT! PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050